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The official unofficial Citroën Xsara Picasso motorsport division of Peugeot Société Anonyme.
We often joke that we are the PSA fanclub. This page makes it binding.
Citroën, Peugeot, DS — if your car was drawn by a French committee and then taken somewhere unwise, you are among friends.
Manifesto (print it, fold it, lose it in the glovebox)
- The Xsara Picasso is a compact MPV. It is also, as of 2026, a winter rally weapon. These two facts can be true at once.
- Chevrons point up. So do we, after the ditch.
- Hydropneumatic is not required. Spirit is required. Gaffer tape is required.
- Gold wheels are a sporting package. Anyone who says otherwise has not seen them in a snowbank at dusk.
- Spelling is a form of aerodynamics: we left an N in the garage to save weight.
- Works team status is a state of mind, and also a fluorescent-lit garage.
Picasso racing history
| 1999 | Picasso launched. Pablo not consulted. Children consulted. |
|---|---|
| 1999–2010 | Millions built. Zero factory WRC programmes. Oversight. |
| Winter 2026 | Dilforce Domination, start 3071, Carbage Run. The missing chapter. |
| Tomorrow | Still an MPV. Still available for comments from BMWs. |
Membership
Requirements (meet one):
- own a Picasso, or
- have been towed by a Picasso, or
- have stood next to a Picasso in the snow and felt something, or
- can spell DOMINIATON without flinching.
Benefits:
- this website, forever
- the right to say “works PSA” in a pub
- a printable membership card (below). Scissors not included.
PSA PICASSO FANCLUB
This certifies that the bearer is a
Full Member in Standing (or Sitting, in the ditch)
DILFORCE DOMINATION
Team 3071 · Chevrons up · Valid until the next cambelt
Cut along the dotted line that we did not print. Laminate with hope.
